The Happy Mask Sales Shop! || Kaori's Shampoo Store
Aug 7, 2014 4:40:25 GMT
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Post by KaoriKKa on Aug 7, 2014 4:40:25 GMT
Hm? There's a sign here that says:
Welcome. Construction is complete.
What once stood as a normal looking stand with pranking items is now replaced by a mysterious blue tent. You must wonder what is inside.
You walk in, and a creepy old(?) man greets you.
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
"I have many masks, too many masks to count. I'm sure they are of no use to you..." he says and beckons you to view his masks.
Welcome! What may I help you with?
Normal Wares:
-Replica Majora's Mask: A replica of a mask of dark magic. Now 100% less dangerous and 100% more evil. Alchemizes dark/evil effects 300b
-Goron Mask: A mask said to give immense strength. Once per thread, the mask can be worn to give the user superhuman strength (MODERATE) and ability to walk OVER fire. Lasts for 7 posts. 500b
-Zora Mask: A mask said to give immense speed. Once per thread, the mask can be worn to give the user superhuman speed. The user is also twice as fast in water. Lasts for 7 posts. 500b
-Keaton Mask: A mask said to give immense knowledge. The mask can be worn to give the user a vision of only a life threatening attack.(STRONG) Effect usable 3 times in a thread. 500b
-Deku Mask: A mask that looks like a basic scrub tree spirit. When worn, the mask gives the user a small boost in magic power. 300b
-Replica Fierce Diety Mask: Yeah, there's no way I'm letting a real fierce diety walk around the glitch. Sorry. When alchemized, the produced item gives a strength, speed, and knowledge boost. 300b
-Couple's Mask: Love is in the air, and wearing this mask will make you 100% more attractive to people who see you. (LIGHT) 200b
-Stone Mask: A mask said to make you invisible. Once per thread, the mask can be worn to turn the user invisible for 7 posts. 500b
-Mask of Scents: A mask that passively heightens your sense of smell. Usable once per thread. 200b
-Mask of Truth: A mask said to uncover hidden lies... Once per thread, this mask allows the user to hear/read/see what is in their target's mind. (WPP, MODERATE) 300b
-Bunny Hood: Not so much a mask as it's a hood. Allows the user to jump twice as high. 200b
Glitch-specific wares:
-Mask of Breath: A mask that gives a small boost to Breath type powers. 200b
-Mask of Light: A mask that gives a small boost to Light type powers. 200b
-Mask of Time: A mask that gives a small boost to Time type powers. 200b
-Mask of Space: A mask that gives a small boost to Space type powers. 200b
-Mask of Life: A mask that gives a small boost to Life type powers. 200b
-Mask of Void: A mask that gives a small boost to Void type powers. 200b
-Mask of Hope: A mask that gives a small boost to Hope type powers. 200b
-Mask of Heart: A mask that gives a small boost to Heart type powers. 200b
-Mask of Blood: A mask that gives a small boost to Blood type powers. 200b
-Mask of Rage: A mask that gives a small boost to Rage type powers. 200b
-Mask of Mind: A mask that gives a small boost to Mind type powers. 200b
-Mask of Doom: A mask that gives a small boost to Doom type powers. 200b
MASK OF THE MONTH:
The Salesman's eyes lit up with a glint. "Interested in the special mask of the month, eh? It's first come first serve, and I'll only have 3 in stock. Ready to try your luck?"
Here's what I got this month.
Mask of Christmas Present, Past, and Future: This mask is literally a Time aspect mask shoved into, well, a mask. Once per thread, the user may choose Christmas Present, Past, or Future. Christmas Past allows the user to peer into one opponent's mind (WPP, MODERATE) and read a hazy memory. Christmas Present allows the user to conjure up a present and throw it in someone's face. fun. Christmas future allows 10 minute sight into the future. (MODERATE TO STRONG) - 1500b, 3 in stock.
As you turn to leave, the salesman grins at you. "If there's something you believe I do not carry, speak to me, and I shall carry..."
"After all, whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time... That is up to you." he cackles. "Till we meet again..."
As you turn, you notice a small wooden cottage. A girl with square blue glasses and charcoal hair squeaks at your presence.
"H-Hello..." she stammers. "I-I'm Kaori...I um...I make shampoo and uh..." she blushes. "Well I hope you like them!"
Shampoos:
-Strawberries and Cream: Mmmmmm~ The sweet scent of this shampoo makes you the most popular player in the glitch! (LIGHT)
-Mint Chocolate: Ahhh, how refreshing! With use of this shampoo, you'll feel a lot more energized after your shower. (LIGHT)
-Sunshine Delight: For all your happiness needs, after using this to shower, you will literally sparkle in the sun. Alchemize for sparkle/glitter effects? Sure.
-Blueberry Muffin: This yummy scent makes you more delicious (to ghouls maybe idk jk dont listen to that)...But hey, it ups the cute factor. (LIGHT)
Shampoo of the Month:
"A-ah." Kaori stammered. "S-sorry I never explained this as it was relatively new..." she stuttered. "Y-you see, I stock shampoo available only for that month. A-and the stock of t-the shampoo is l-limited, though s-some shampoos have m-more stock than others...I'm sorry!" she squeaked.
P-Please look at my ware with care...
Mistletoe Gingerbread - It smells of Christmas spice, and you know what that means. If you've washed using this shampoo, you gain a snow flurry above your head! It's cosmetic and has zero bearing/cold to anything. - 250b, 3 in stock.
As you leave the cottage, you see an odd blue/yellow color schemed machine. You peer inside the window and....are those capsules with goods in them? Man, this place can't get any better. Kaori pokes her head out the door and says "U-Umm those are Gatchapon machines...Every month th-they'll be restocked with goods of a different theme...Each play is 25 boons and you can play a max of 4 per day...W-would you like to try?"
グリチのガチャポン! (Glitch Gatchapon)
THIS MONTH'S THEME: UNDERTALE (requested by Puro ) (I couldn't think of anything. it'll be undertale for a bit until i come up with something)
Welcome. Construction is complete.
What once stood as a normal looking stand with pranking items is now replaced by a mysterious blue tent. You must wonder what is inside.
You walk in, and a creepy old(?) man greets you.
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
"I have many masks, too many masks to count. I'm sure they are of no use to you..." he says and beckons you to view his masks.
Welcome! What may I help you with?
Normal Wares:
-Replica Majora's Mask: A replica of a mask of dark magic. Now 100% less dangerous and 100% more evil. Alchemizes dark/evil effects 300b
-Goron Mask: A mask said to give immense strength. Once per thread, the mask can be worn to give the user superhuman strength (MODERATE) and ability to walk OVER fire. Lasts for 7 posts. 500b
-Zora Mask: A mask said to give immense speed. Once per thread, the mask can be worn to give the user superhuman speed. The user is also twice as fast in water. Lasts for 7 posts. 500b
-Keaton Mask: A mask said to give immense knowledge. The mask can be worn to give the user a vision of only a life threatening attack.(STRONG) Effect usable 3 times in a thread. 500b
-Deku Mask: A mask that looks like a basic scrub tree spirit. When worn, the mask gives the user a small boost in magic power. 300b
-Replica Fierce Diety Mask: Yeah, there's no way I'm letting a real fierce diety walk around the glitch. Sorry. When alchemized, the produced item gives a strength, speed, and knowledge boost. 300b
-Couple's Mask: Love is in the air, and wearing this mask will make you 100% more attractive to people who see you. (LIGHT) 200b
-Stone Mask: A mask said to make you invisible. Once per thread, the mask can be worn to turn the user invisible for 7 posts. 500b
-Mask of Scents: A mask that passively heightens your sense of smell. Usable once per thread. 200b
-Mask of Truth: A mask said to uncover hidden lies... Once per thread, this mask allows the user to hear/read/see what is in their target's mind. (WPP, MODERATE) 300b
-Bunny Hood: Not so much a mask as it's a hood. Allows the user to jump twice as high. 200b
Glitch-specific wares:
-Mask of Breath: A mask that gives a small boost to Breath type powers. 200b
-Mask of Light: A mask that gives a small boost to Light type powers. 200b
-Mask of Time: A mask that gives a small boost to Time type powers. 200b
-Mask of Space: A mask that gives a small boost to Space type powers. 200b
-Mask of Life: A mask that gives a small boost to Life type powers. 200b
-Mask of Void: A mask that gives a small boost to Void type powers. 200b
-Mask of Hope: A mask that gives a small boost to Hope type powers. 200b
-Mask of Heart: A mask that gives a small boost to Heart type powers. 200b
-Mask of Blood: A mask that gives a small boost to Blood type powers. 200b
-Mask of Rage: A mask that gives a small boost to Rage type powers. 200b
-Mask of Mind: A mask that gives a small boost to Mind type powers. 200b
-Mask of Doom: A mask that gives a small boost to Doom type powers. 200b
{Secret Wares}...Are only available upon request. After all, it would ruin the magic of surprise, would it not?
SOLD ITEMS (cannot be bought again)
-Mask of Spirits, a mask known to allow to user to see spirits and talk to them.
-Mask of Friendship, which is a mask known to bring two people closer together, but only if they are alone.
SOLD ITEMS (cannot be bought again)
-Mask of Spirits, a mask known to allow to user to see spirits and talk to them.
-Mask of Friendship, which is a mask known to bring two people closer together, but only if they are alone.
MASK OF THE MONTH:
The Salesman's eyes lit up with a glint. "Interested in the special mask of the month, eh? It's first come first serve, and I'll only have 3 in stock. Ready to try your luck?"
Here's what I got this month.
Mask of Christmas Present, Past, and Future: This mask is literally a Time aspect mask shoved into, well, a mask. Once per thread, the user may choose Christmas Present, Past, or Future. Christmas Past allows the user to peer into one opponent's mind (WPP, MODERATE) and read a hazy memory. Christmas Present allows the user to conjure up a present and throw it in someone's face. fun. Christmas future allows 10 minute sight into the future. (MODERATE TO STRONG) - 1500b, 3 in stock.
As you turn to leave, the salesman grins at you. "If there's something you believe I do not carry, speak to me, and I shall carry..."
"After all, whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time... That is up to you." he cackles. "Till we meet again..."
As you turn, you notice a small wooden cottage. A girl with square blue glasses and charcoal hair squeaks at your presence.
"H-Hello..." she stammers. "I-I'm Kaori...I um...I make shampoo and uh..." she blushes. "Well I hope you like them!"
Shampoos:
-Strawberries and Cream: Mmmmmm~ The sweet scent of this shampoo makes you the most popular player in the glitch! (LIGHT)
-Mint Chocolate: Ahhh, how refreshing! With use of this shampoo, you'll feel a lot more energized after your shower. (LIGHT)
-Sunshine Delight: For all your happiness needs, after using this to shower, you will literally sparkle in the sun. Alchemize for sparkle/glitter effects? Sure.
-Blueberry Muffin: This yummy scent makes you more delicious (to ghouls maybe idk jk dont listen to that)...But hey, it ups the cute factor. (LIGHT)
{Lush shampoos (all 200b)}-Big Shampoo: Get loads of volume and shine with sea salt and lime juice
-Rehab: Restorative shampoo to bring hair back to its natural best
-Daddy-O: Brighten up gray and blond hair with violet and lemon
-Fairly Traded Honey: Loaded with honey to leave locks soft and lustrous
-I Love Juicy: Get squeaky clean with refreshing fruit juices
-No Drought: Dry shampoo for fresh, grapefruit-scented tresses
-Curly Wurly: Rich coconut shampoo with seriously softening butters
-Cynthia Sylvia Stout: Get smooth and glossy locks with vegan stout and lemon juice
-Blousey: Moisturize fragile hair with nourishing bananas and butters
-Trichomania: Nourishing coconut shampoo leaves hair soft and strong
You notice there's no price tag for the shampoo and you immediately ask Kaori about it. "W-well they're all 100b, so I felt I didn't need a price tag..." she stammered. "A-and if there's some scent you want that I don't have, please tell me so I can stock them! >^<"-Rehab: Restorative shampoo to bring hair back to its natural best
-Daddy-O: Brighten up gray and blond hair with violet and lemon
-Fairly Traded Honey: Loaded with honey to leave locks soft and lustrous
-I Love Juicy: Get squeaky clean with refreshing fruit juices
-No Drought: Dry shampoo for fresh, grapefruit-scented tresses
-Curly Wurly: Rich coconut shampoo with seriously softening butters
-Cynthia Sylvia Stout: Get smooth and glossy locks with vegan stout and lemon juice
-Blousey: Moisturize fragile hair with nourishing bananas and butters
-Trichomania: Nourishing coconut shampoo leaves hair soft and strong
Shampoo of the Month:
"A-ah." Kaori stammered. "S-sorry I never explained this as it was relatively new..." she stuttered. "Y-you see, I stock shampoo available only for that month. A-and the stock of t-the shampoo is l-limited, though s-some shampoos have m-more stock than others...I'm sorry!" she squeaked.
P-Please look at my ware with care...
Mistletoe Gingerbread - It smells of Christmas spice, and you know what that means. If you've washed using this shampoo, you gain a snow flurry above your head! It's cosmetic and has zero bearing/cold to anything. - 250b, 3 in stock.
As you leave the cottage, you see an odd blue/yellow color schemed machine. You peer inside the window and....are those capsules with goods in them? Man, this place can't get any better. Kaori pokes her head out the door and says "U-Umm those are Gatchapon machines...Every month th-they'll be restocked with goods of a different theme...Each play is 25 boons and you can play a max of 4 per day...W-would you like to try?"
グリチのガチャポン! (Glitch Gatchapon)
THIS MONTH'S THEME: UNDERTALE (requested by Puro ) (I couldn't think of anything. it'll be undertale for a bit until i come up with something)
{GAME SPOILERS UNDER CUT}
Yellow Flower Companion - Howdy! I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower! Golly, you're new to the glitch aren'tcha? Someone's gotta teach you how things work here...Guess lil old me will have to do! What? Of course I can talk, I'm a companion, you IDIOT. (Value: 250b)
Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie - Smells motherly. Dispels any mind-altering effects for one thread. (Value: 800b)
Hand-sized whoopie cushion - heh. the old whoopie cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny. (Value: 10b)
Bone-chewing Pomeranian - COME BACK WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK! *sigh* HERE'S A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK THEN. It's a pomeranian biting on a bone. (Value: 10b)
Incidental Trombone - STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!! (Value: 100b)
Plasma Spear - NGAAAAAAHH!!! A ghostly blue spear. It deals LIGHT PLASMA damage to those hit. Requires lancekind, spearkind. (Value: 250b)
Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 1 + 2 pack - There are desperate claw marks on the edges. Includes Mew Mew Kissie Cutie 1 and Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2. Apparently Mew Mew 2 ruined the entire character arc. (Value: 10b)
Prosthetic Fabulous Robot Leg - Mettaton is saving your essay for future use. This robotic leg isn't anything special other than the fact that it looks fabulously bishie. (Value: 100b)
Chrysanthemum Tea - Smells dadly. Fills the user with DETERMINATION and strength boost (MODERATE) for one thread. (Value: 800b)
SAVE star - I'm not ready for this to end! I'm not ready for you to leave!! SO STOP AND JUST LET ME WIN!!! Alchemizes holy/bright effects and applies a MODERATE healing buff on alchemized item. (Value: 1500b)
Hat of Tears - i call it "dapper blook".... do you like it...........................? It's a surprisingly solid hat made of tears...? whatever floats your boat, I guess. (Value: 10b)
Spider Cider - Made by spiders for spiders from spiders! All profits help real spiders! Gives you a temporary LIGHT speed boost for a thread. (Value: 200b)
TEMMIE ARMOR - Makes battles 2 ez. Gives a MODERATE defense buff, heals the user MODERATELY every other turn, and gives a LIGHT attack buff. (Value: 1500b)
Gasterblaster - look, kid. take it from me. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago. Alchemizes dark/negative effects and applies a continuous damage buff to the alchemized item. If alchemized, the alch-ed item can deal LIGHT plasma damage to an opponent (WPP) continuously for 4 posts. (Value: 1500b)
Yellow Flower Companion - Howdy! I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower! Golly, you're new to the glitch aren'tcha? Someone's gotta teach you how things work here...Guess lil old me will have to do! What? Of course I can talk, I'm a companion, you IDIOT. (Value: 250b)
Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie - Smells motherly. Dispels any mind-altering effects for one thread. (Value: 800b)
Hand-sized whoopie cushion - heh. the old whoopie cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny. (Value: 10b)
Bone-chewing Pomeranian - COME BACK WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK! *sigh* HERE'S A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK THEN. It's a pomeranian biting on a bone. (Value: 10b)
Incidental Trombone - STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!! (Value: 100b)
Plasma Spear - NGAAAAAAHH!!! A ghostly blue spear. It deals LIGHT PLASMA damage to those hit. Requires lancekind, spearkind. (Value: 250b)
Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 1 + 2 pack - There are desperate claw marks on the edges. Includes Mew Mew Kissie Cutie 1 and Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2. Apparently Mew Mew 2 ruined the entire character arc. (Value: 10b)
Prosthetic Fabulous Robot Leg - Mettaton is saving your essay for future use. This robotic leg isn't anything special other than the fact that it looks fabulously bishie. (Value: 100b)
Chrysanthemum Tea - Smells dadly. Fills the user with DETERMINATION and strength boost (MODERATE) for one thread. (Value: 800b)
SAVE star - I'm not ready for this to end! I'm not ready for you to leave!! SO STOP AND JUST LET ME WIN!!! Alchemizes holy/bright effects and applies a MODERATE healing buff on alchemized item. (Value: 1500b)
Hat of Tears - i call it "dapper blook".... do you like it...........................? It's a surprisingly solid hat made of tears...? whatever floats your boat, I guess. (Value: 10b)
Spider Cider - Made by spiders for spiders from spiders! All profits help real spiders! Gives you a temporary LIGHT speed boost for a thread. (Value: 200b)
TEMMIE ARMOR - Makes battles 2 ez. Gives a MODERATE defense buff, heals the user MODERATELY every other turn, and gives a LIGHT attack buff. (Value: 1500b)
Gasterblaster - look, kid. take it from me. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago. Alchemizes dark/negative effects and applies a continuous damage buff to the alchemized item. If alchemized, the alch-ed item can deal LIGHT plasma damage to an opponent (WPP) continuously for 4 posts. (Value: 1500b)