~Glitchwarts~ -Tesco Dewolf Familiar: Sairya the Owl Blood: Half-Blood Wand: 8", Cedar Wood, Unicorn Hair Core Race: Werewolf Specialty: Flying & Defense against the Dark Arts House: [smear:FDD017]Gryffindor[/smear:FF2400]
-Leeroy Ghoseph Jeerkins Familiar: Peter Griffin the fat, lazy cat Blood: Pure Blood Father and a Muggle Born Witch Wand: 5", Birch Wood, Veela Hair Core Race: Human Specialty: Potions & Alchemy House: [smear:4ec634]Slytherin[/smear:C0C0C0]
(Mostly) Harmless Fireworks - Leeroy gestures you into a room labeled "Harmless fireworks." You ask the purple spectre if they're actually harmless, he says he guarantees it completely. You enter a room with a ton of fireworks, so many you can't even count. It also seems...endless? No can't be. You ask Leeroy if it's endless. He just smiles. You ask how many you can buy, he says as much as your wallet allows. He says to make things easier you can buy a box for 10x the price of the firework. You ask why such a big number. He says 10 fireworks per box.
Spectral Spook - 20b - A white spiked ball with a purple glow. When it hits someone it explodes into a bunch of dull, glowy, firey ghost wisps that fly around the person, flying through them and against them but not causing damage, and then exploding into a bunch of dull glowy sparks. [single use]
Blast Box - 30b - It looks like a nice little present, wrapped up with a bow and everything. But once you give it to someone and they try to open it, it explodes in their face in a faint glow. It doesn't actually cause damage other than covering the blast radius on the person in ash and making it look like something actually exploded on the person. The unsuspecting person will feel nothing but a gust of wind. If used during Christmas it has a 10% chance of making a mistletoe above the person who receives the blast. (Good for pranks) [single use]
Aura Bang - 57b - Launch this into the air and it explodes, making a huge BANG sound and exploding into a penis cloud. You can also explode it on yourself and become intangible (but people can feel you if you go through them) for 3 posts. [single use]
Snooping as Usual - 69b - Launch this into the air and watch it explode into Dr. Robotnik pelvic thrusting. [single use]
Banana Cream Pie - 40b - Launch this into the air and watch it explode into Donkey Kong eating a banana. [single use]
BEST FIRWARK EVR - -500mm - A horrible jpeg firework that has a 76% chance of not working, but if it does work it explodes into shitty jpeg sparks. [single use]
You ask what mm means. Leeroy says monopoly money. You say you don't have that, Leeroy smiles and says he gives you the monopoly money. You suddenly spot the huge stack of monopoly money behind Leeroy. You ask why. Leeroy just smiles.
Dive Bomber - 49b - Launch this into the air then watch it dive down and create a big glowing explosion. [single use]
Disco Bomb - 70b - Great for parties! Turn this on and it'll shake and shoot gusts of harmless dull glowy light everywhere. Be careful though, if it falls while on it'll actually explode and destroy things. [single use]
Harmful Fireworks - After your choices in the Harmless Fireworks room, Leeroy leads you to another room labeled "Harmful Fireworks." This one looks endless too...but also not endless. You don't ask him about it. He asks if you want to touch his wispy tail. You say what, he says the thing where his left arm should be. You say no, he says ok. You ask if you can get boxes of these items too, he says you can for some.
Spirit Bomb - 150b - A powerful bomb that will envelope a 10-foot radius in bright light, 50% chance of temporary blindness for those enveloped. [single use, 5 in stock]
Boom Rocket - 123b - Blasts into the direction it's pointed at and explodes into firey sparks. [single use]
Chaos Jack - 330b - Essentially a grenade, but once it hits the ground it explodes with bright light and fire, sending knives and glass shards flying everywhere. [single use, 3 in stock]
Pingas Bomb - 450b - Summons a Dr. Robotnik, from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, made of fire to attack people. [single use, 4 in stock]
Bean's Bomb - 101 - A seemingly normal bomb that explodes into shininess. [single use]
You ask Leeroy how this is a firework and how it's harmful. Leeroy just smiles and asks if you want a box of 'em.
Spectre Firework: Launches into the air and explodes into dull glowy light.[single use]
10b: 1 post worth of fuel. Small amount of damage.
50b: 5 posts worth of fuel. Decent damage.
100b: 10 posts worth of fuel. Normal damage.
500b: 50 posts worth of fuel. Strong Damage.
1000b: 100 posts worth of fuel. STRONG Damage.
Weapons: Leeroy shows you to a room labeled "Weapons." There's 15 things but only 2 types of things. You ask why this is. Leeroy says he's not too good at making weapons. You point out that he made a TANK. He just smiles at you.
Spiritual War Tank - 1200b - You know those cool little plastic tanks that launch forward via small fireworks? This is a huge tank that you can get into and blast around through the sky with via spectre fireworks. It can't use regular fireworks and needs Spectre Fireworks to work. You can also buy Spectre Fireworks to use as ammo, which you have to buy. Takes up 1 fuel per post. [5 in stock]
Fireworks Launcher - 750b - Launch fireworks at high speed, of course you have to buy the ammo. [10 in stock]
Item Mods: The next room is labeled "Item Mods." You ask Leeroy how he mods items. Leeroy says magic. You say magic is fake as shit. Leeroy says aliens. You say he's an alien. Leeroy says sorcery. You say sorcery is bullshit. Leeroy says magic alien sorcery. You give up. Leeroy smiles at your stressed face and asks how the other shops do it.
Special Collection: Leeroy leads you to a closet which has curtains instead of doors and tells you to enter. You ask what's in it. He says he wants to show you something special. You glance at the codpiece then at the closet and shake your head. He pushes you in anyway. You fall into a room that is seemingly bright. You look around and see christmas items everywhere. Leeroy walks in and says this is his Special Collection.
Palmtree - 200b - A regular-sized Palmtree.
Glowing Lights - 30b - A 7-ft long string of soft, warm, glowing lights.
Santa's Sleigh - 400b - Complete with reigns and golden metal. It requires 500lb of Magic Dust to fly, lasts for 10 posts. Or if you buy 12 reindeer it flies infinitely unless a reindeer dies. [1 in stock]
You ask the spectre why there's only one. He says he literally stole it from Santa and kidnapped the reindeer. You ask if this is illegal. He says it is so totally illegal.
Reindeer - 100b - Santa's Reindeer, kidnapped straight from the North Pole. [12 in stock]
Snow Machine - 340b - Turns an entire room into a winter wonderland by poofing snow everywhere in the room, causing interior snowfall, and making it very cold. Doesn't work outside.
Magic Dust - 300b per 500lb - It's magical dust, applies magic to any item it's alchemized with.
Old Silk Hat - 1000b - A magical silk hat that can bring snowmen, or anything of a similar shape, to life.
Meme Ornament - 10b - You get to choose what meme the ornament is.
Glowing Ornament - 20b - Spherical Ornament that has a crystally shape inside and glows any color of your choosing.
Mood Ornament - 20b - Designate the ornament to a person and you can see the color representing their mood if they're near the ornament.
Room Mood Ornament - 30b - This particular ornament glows the color of the general mood in the room it's in.
phantomGryphon: Wish I had done better back when the plot was still around. >///>
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Nostalgic Lurker : It's sad that this place is gone. This is where my first introduction to RP was. I'll never forget this forum or the people that made the site what it was. Peace out glitch
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