Post by johnson on Feb 20, 2015 21:32:49 GMT
Welcome to my humble shop! Please be careful- this shop has so many things in that it can be dangerous to just pull things out, because you would be buried alive in an avalanche of stuff. I actually can’t get to most my inventory because of that!
All Items have 4 uses (Except for the pets).
Mystic Symbols: Your standard everyday magic symbols.
Kanji- '切る' (To Cut): When Applied to any object, it may act as if it has a blade. For things that already have a blade, it increases it’s sharpness. Becareful to not cut off anything important, like your fingers or head- You kind of need them. 250 B.
Aspect Items: Just some items that seem to have a connection with the aspects of the game
The Whirling Storm- A bottle containing within it a storm that is constantly dying off and reforming. If unleashed, it creates a great wind that lasts for 6 rounds, each round the winds getting worse and worse- from pleasant breeze to category 5 tornado. After that, it quickly dies out. When Alchemized, it creates effects that is stronger the longer it is out but then goes back to normal soon after reaching its peak. 750 B
Tarot figurines: These seem to be part of a large set, and they seem to have some strange properties….
The Foolish Fool’s Dog Plushie: A worried looking golden retriever plushie with a knapsack in it’s mouth. If the holder of this item is in terrible and certain danger of dying, this object activates with a whine, they experience a lucky break, somehow survinging thanks to good luck. This Plushie may also be activated by stroking it’s back, giving the user a boost to their good luck. However… The good luck will soon run out in both cases, and things can take a turn for a worse as he becomes unlucky. Maybe you’ll break even, maybe not. When used in Alchemy, The items becomes extreamly lucky- both of the good and bad kind. 750 B
Books: Here’s some good reading material
Homestuck- the (Mostly) Complete Omnibus collection: A Truly Massive book containing the entirety of homestuck, including a jump drive that include all of the flashes.... or at least it would be if some smuck hadn't torn out the last 3 acts and deleted the flashes from those acts. What an asshole.1000B 50 B
How to Kill Insects, Rodents, and other Vermin: a 1000 page book on the various ways to kill any pests that you come across. The first listed way to kill them is to use this book. If this doesn’t work, either there is too many for this method to work, or you have a serious problem on your hands. Probably both. 50 B
COMPANIONS Yeah, I have no idea where these guys appear from.
Mr. Parker V-3.5: A friendly, head sized purple spider robot. By hugging your head, it can read your mental state. Isn't that adorably terrifying? 200 B
The Pink Elephant in the Room: There is most certainly not a pink elephant in the room. If there was, he would like peanuts and whacking people in the head with it's trunk, but since there isn't one in the room, it doesn't really mat-OW! What was that!?! 325 B.
Odds and Ends: Just some weird stuff I found
Swiss army Spork – 10 BB
Nerf Gun (with no nerf darts) – 5 BB
The Rummage Bin: For a certain amount of boonbucks you can just rummage around in one of my Piles of items that I haven’t bothered separating the junk from the good stuff yet.. The first thing you pull out, you keep. The more boonbucks you give, the better the potential item you can pull out. No Refunds! You can spend from 1 to 1000 boonbucks. You may get items that are out of stock or items that have not yet been added to the store's stock yet.
New Sections of the shop may be opened in the future, plus new items will be added to the stock as they are unearthed, and old ones may go 'out of stock' and totally not lost in the mess.
Things should be less cluttered soon, hopefully, and also filled with more items for you to buy soon!
All Items have 4 uses (Except for the pets).
Mystic Symbols: Your standard everyday magic symbols.
Kanji- '切る' (To Cut): When Applied to any object, it may act as if it has a blade. For things that already have a blade, it increases it’s sharpness. Becareful to not cut off anything important, like your fingers or head- You kind of need them. 250 B.
Aspect Items: Just some items that seem to have a connection with the aspects of the game
The Whirling Storm- A bottle containing within it a storm that is constantly dying off and reforming. If unleashed, it creates a great wind that lasts for 6 rounds, each round the winds getting worse and worse- from pleasant breeze to category 5 tornado. After that, it quickly dies out. When Alchemized, it creates effects that is stronger the longer it is out but then goes back to normal soon after reaching its peak. 750 B
Tarot figurines: These seem to be part of a large set, and they seem to have some strange properties….
The Foolish Fool’s Dog Plushie: A worried looking golden retriever plushie with a knapsack in it’s mouth. If the holder of this item is in terrible and certain danger of dying, this object activates with a whine, they experience a lucky break, somehow survinging thanks to good luck. This Plushie may also be activated by stroking it’s back, giving the user a boost to their good luck. However… The good luck will soon run out in both cases, and things can take a turn for a worse as he becomes unlucky. Maybe you’ll break even, maybe not. When used in Alchemy, The items becomes extreamly lucky- both of the good and bad kind. 750 B
Books: Here’s some good reading material
Homestuck- the (Mostly) Complete Omnibus collection: A Truly Massive book containing the entirety of homestuck, including a jump drive that include all of the flashes.... or at least it would be if some smuck hadn't torn out the last 3 acts and deleted the flashes from those acts. What an asshole.
How to Kill Insects, Rodents, and other Vermin: a 1000 page book on the various ways to kill any pests that you come across. The first listed way to kill them is to use this book. If this doesn’t work, either there is too many for this method to work, or you have a serious problem on your hands. Probably both. 50 B
COMPANIONS Yeah, I have no idea where these guys appear from.
Mr. Parker V-3.5: A friendly, head sized purple spider robot. By hugging your head, it can read your mental state. Isn't that adorably terrifying? 200 B
The Pink Elephant in the Room: There is most certainly not a pink elephant in the room. If there was, he would like peanuts and whacking people in the head with it's trunk, but since there isn't one in the room, it doesn't really mat-OW! What was that!?! 325 B.
Odds and Ends: Just some weird stuff I found
Swiss army Spork – 10 BB
Nerf Gun (with no nerf darts) – 5 BB
The Rummage Bin: For a certain amount of boonbucks you can just rummage around in one of my Piles of items that I haven’t bothered separating the junk from the good stuff yet.. The first thing you pull out, you keep. The more boonbucks you give, the better the potential item you can pull out. No Refunds! You can spend from 1 to 1000 boonbucks. You may get items that are out of stock or items that have not yet been added to the store's stock yet.
New Sections of the shop may be opened in the future, plus new items will be added to the stock as they are unearthed, and old ones may go 'out of stock' and totally not lost in the mess.
Things should be less cluttered soon, hopefully, and also filled with more items for you to buy soon!