Post by GustsandKeys on Sept 3, 2015 16:19:47 GMT
The Return: Alpha
The store that's usually here... isn't? Instead there's a shack that says PLANETS.
Um? Oh wow it's a bunch of items from random player planets that were jammed into the code of the glitch. Interesting. Each table only has one item.
LAND OF GUSTS AND KEYS - A desert planet with entire forests of dead trees. These trees all have keys hanging from the branches. The sound they make in the wind is literally deafening. Be careful.
A Ring of Keys - 600B - These keys are all actually useless. They also jangle a lot louder than natural? In alchemy, they have a fifty fifty shot of either making the item useless or giving the item Moderate Sonic damage abilities.
LAND OF CHAOS AND FROGS - A very small, very dark planet where nothing makes any sense. It's been known to drive the residents mad. You can go to sleep for five minutes and wake up in the Restoration Period with a wife and kids and a sense of purpose, only to have it shunted away forcibly and be made to realize that nothing you do matters.
Frog???????- 4000B - It's not a frog. It's not... anything? It's the remains of a resident of LOCAF after... something happened to it. In alchemy, it can cause... anything to happen. Be careful.
LAND OF ORDER AND STARS - The planet's atmosphere is full of... something really shiny and reflective, so that even in the day, the sky looks to be full of stars. Looking up on this planet fills the person with a sense of purpose.
Constellation in a Jar - 500B - It's a jar full of... stars? It's beautiful and really distracting. Smash it on the ground to release the constellation, and all people who look at it will become distracted by the image. This compulsion is Moderate in strength.
More to come!
The store that's usually here... isn't? Instead there's a shack that says PLANETS.
Um? Oh wow it's a bunch of items from random player planets that were jammed into the code of the glitch. Interesting. Each table only has one item.
LAND OF GUSTS AND KEYS - A desert planet with entire forests of dead trees. These trees all have keys hanging from the branches. The sound they make in the wind is literally deafening. Be careful.
A Ring of Keys - 600B - These keys are all actually useless. They also jangle a lot louder than natural? In alchemy, they have a fifty fifty shot of either making the item useless or giving the item Moderate Sonic damage abilities.
LAND OF CHAOS AND FROGS - A very small, very dark planet where nothing makes any sense. It's been known to drive the residents mad. You can go to sleep for five minutes and wake up in the Restoration Period with a wife and kids and a sense of purpose, only to have it shunted away forcibly and be made to realize that nothing you do matters.
Frog???????- 4000B - It's not a frog. It's not... anything? It's the remains of a resident of LOCAF after... something happened to it. In alchemy, it can cause... anything to happen. Be careful.
LAND OF ORDER AND STARS - The planet's atmosphere is full of... something really shiny and reflective, so that even in the day, the sky looks to be full of stars. Looking up on this planet fills the person with a sense of purpose.
Constellation in a Jar - 500B - It's a jar full of... stars? It's beautiful and really distracting. Smash it on the ground to release the constellation, and all people who look at it will become distracted by the image. This compulsion is Moderate in strength.
More to come!