Post by seraphicSmilodon on Jun 2, 2014 2:59:51 GMT
You're still not entirely sure how you got here from where you where, but it's clear that you're in some kind of cottage, the windows show that it is somehow in the woods, and the walls are covered in shelves full of preserved animal body parts, dried plants, and other oddities. But most noteworthy is a large cauldron that sits in the center of the room, bubbling menacingly, whatever's in there is clear like water, but thick, like some kind of syrup. A young man in a white tunic, torn blue jeans, and red leather shoes peeks out from behind the smoke it's giving off, he's busy stirring it with a large wooden pole.
"Ah, it's been a while since I had guests." He says. "But I'm afraid you've arrived at a bad time, I'm rather busy at the moment, but you're free to buy anything over there if you feel like it." He takes his cigarette and motions to a small table beside the cauldron, a yellowed piece of paper proclaiming "Items For Sale" in orchid purple ink is stuck to it with a blob of wax.
Inventory: Mostly potions, tend to be cheap, but side effects can happen.
Curry Bread: A deep-fried bun filled with curry. Popular enough some consider it god's gift to snack foods. But what are these things doing in a witch's house?
(5 Boondollars) <MADE FRESH DAILY!>
Poison Rose: A glass bottle with a single rose in it, a tag tied around the neck says "Danger- Poison~", probably best not to open this one.
(5 Boondollars) <Alchemy Ingredient>
Arrow-avoidance amulet: This shield-shaped stone ensures the bearer is always conveniently missed by arrows, too bad it ignores any other projectiles.
(10 Boondollars)
Catgirl Potion/Catboy Potion: This fine potion temporarily transforms whoever drinks it into of those popular anime icons, catgirls! (Catboys if the drinker is male.) Great if for some reason you want cute ears and a tail and to say 'nyan~' a lot. If, on the other hand, you're confused as to why someone would drink this... you really haven't seen much anime or manga have you?
(10 Boondollars for a bottle, 45 Boondollars for nets you five bottles!) <Lasts for 1 thread>
Artificial wings: "Don't worry, I've made some improvement's on Daedalus's blueprints for these things." A sturdy cast iron frame holds these stained-glass wings together, flight capability is reliant on the glass segments staying intact, however.
(15 Boondollars) <Fragile, handle with care!>
Healing Potion: Another glass bottle, this one is filled with a murky gold liquid and some crushed ice, smells like hot chocolate with lemon and tastes somewhat similar. Side-affects may include a hangover.
(15 Boondollars) <Only five in stock!> 2 Sold to Zephyr.
Bottled Storm: These carved wooden flasks contain a steaming, reflective, and watery substance with a scarlet in color. If poured out, it rapidly evaporates, forming an instant thunderstorm, you can't control the lightning bolts, but they won't hit anyone who's holding the flask the storm came from. Any rain from this storm is an unnatural candy red color.
(30 Boondollars) <Storm lasts for 1 thread, unless another weather controlling effect intervenes>
Dragon Drool: You really hope the name on this metal bottles's tag is metaphorical... It contains a clear, watery substance, that smells like smoke and honey, but tastes like charcoal and ashes. When used, it allows the drinker to breathe fire and fly (Wings included, color may vary). Side-affects may include sudden hunger, slight levitation, and mild rage.
(30 Boondollars) <Lasts for 1 thread>
Diver's Delight: A stone vial with runes etched in the side, containing something cerulean and oily, it smells like peppermint, and tastes like water. When used, it transforms the drinker into a merman (or mermaid, if female), allowing them mastery of swimming skills, and the ability to breathe underwater. Side effects may include inability to walk on land.
(20 Boondollars) <Lasts for 1 thread>
Sleeping potion: Drinking this vial of black syrupy liquid with gold and purple swirls will cause you to pass out instantly, it smells like candy and excrement, and tastes like... pain. Side-affects include having to drink it to get the effect.
(12 boondollars)
===SOLD-OUT=== <Items below are for reference only, though duplicates may come into stock someday.>
Legacy of Hercules: This simple gold ring increases the wearers strength by quite a bit.
(50 Boondollars)<Only 1 in stock!> <Out of stock!>
"Ah, it's been a while since I had guests." He says. "But I'm afraid you've arrived at a bad time, I'm rather busy at the moment, but you're free to buy anything over there if you feel like it." He takes his cigarette and motions to a small table beside the cauldron, a yellowed piece of paper proclaiming "Items For Sale" in orchid purple ink is stuck to it with a blob of wax.
Inventory: Mostly potions, tend to be cheap, but side effects can happen.
Curry Bread: A deep-fried bun filled with curry. Popular enough some consider it god's gift to snack foods. But what are these things doing in a witch's house?
(5 Boondollars) <MADE FRESH DAILY!>
Poison Rose: A glass bottle with a single rose in it, a tag tied around the neck says "Danger- Poison~", probably best not to open this one.
(5 Boondollars) <Alchemy Ingredient>
Arrow-avoidance amulet: This shield-shaped stone ensures the bearer is always conveniently missed by arrows, too bad it ignores any other projectiles.
(10 Boondollars)
Catgirl Potion/Catboy Potion: This fine potion temporarily transforms whoever drinks it into of those popular anime icons, catgirls! (Catboys if the drinker is male.) Great if for some reason you want cute ears and a tail and to say 'nyan~' a lot. If, on the other hand, you're confused as to why someone would drink this... you really haven't seen much anime or manga have you?
(10 Boondollars for a bottle, 45 Boondollars for nets you five bottles!) <Lasts for 1 thread>
Artificial wings: "Don't worry, I've made some improvement's on Daedalus's blueprints for these things." A sturdy cast iron frame holds these stained-glass wings together, flight capability is reliant on the glass segments staying intact, however.
(15 Boondollars) <Fragile, handle with care!>
Healing Potion: Another glass bottle, this one is filled with a murky gold liquid and some crushed ice, smells like hot chocolate with lemon and tastes somewhat similar. Side-affects may include a hangover.
(15 Boondollars) <Only five in stock!> 2 Sold to Zephyr.
Bottled Storm: These carved wooden flasks contain a steaming, reflective, and watery substance with a scarlet in color. If poured out, it rapidly evaporates, forming an instant thunderstorm, you can't control the lightning bolts, but they won't hit anyone who's holding the flask the storm came from. Any rain from this storm is an unnatural candy red color.
(30 Boondollars) <Storm lasts for 1 thread, unless another weather controlling effect intervenes>
Dragon Drool: You really hope the name on this metal bottles's tag is metaphorical... It contains a clear, watery substance, that smells like smoke and honey, but tastes like charcoal and ashes. When used, it allows the drinker to breathe fire and fly (Wings included, color may vary). Side-affects may include sudden hunger, slight levitation, and mild rage.
(30 Boondollars) <Lasts for 1 thread>
Diver's Delight: A stone vial with runes etched in the side, containing something cerulean and oily, it smells like peppermint, and tastes like water. When used, it transforms the drinker into a merman (or mermaid, if female), allowing them mastery of swimming skills, and the ability to breathe underwater. Side effects may include inability to walk on land.
(20 Boondollars) <Lasts for 1 thread>
Sleeping potion: Drinking this vial of black syrupy liquid with gold and purple swirls will cause you to pass out instantly, it smells like candy and excrement, and tastes like... pain. Side-affects include having to drink it to get the effect.
(12 boondollars)
===SOLD-OUT=== <Items below are for reference only, though duplicates may come into stock someday.>
Legacy of Hercules: This simple gold ring increases the wearers strength by quite a bit.
(50 Boondollars)