Post by Zephren on Dec 14, 2014 6:19:00 GMT
Glitch: The Office
The Glitch has outdone itself this time, creating a trans-dimensional reality in which players from The Glitch become employees for a new branch of a dysfunctional paper company called Dunder Mifflin, that happens to be in Scranton, PA. The boss, Noah Caswell, is completely deluded to his surroundings or his job as a whole and as well makes anything in the radius uncomfortable, allowing the disgruntled office workers to screw around as much as they want, creating an uprising of boredom, pranks, romance, and more! We are still open for some workers, so feel free to sign up for the jobs here! You must put in what is provided below:
Name: (Just a name. Yeah.)
Age: (We allow anyone above the age of eighteen)
Job: (Jobs will be below)
Seating: (Seating will be here, so if you want to take a spot, just tell me the name, since I don't really have the skill to edit the names out.)
Jobs
Regional Manager: You're the boss! There's not much else to it aside from giving checks to the employees and all, so... (Taken.) (Keep in mind the Regional Manager's seat will eternally be "Michael".)
Assistant Regional Manager: Basically the vice-president of bosses. You get paid a little extra, and you're the right hand man. Always the Padawan, never the Jedi. (Only the Regional Manager can promote you to this ranking.)
Human Resources Representative: The most dreaded job of them all... You are to keep employees informed of their expectations in the working environment, as well as maintaining other employees' behavior up to date. (Taken)
Employee: Your job is to get some clients that would like to have some of Dunder Mifflin's paper supply.. That's pretty much it. (Can be multiple people)
Receptionist: You are suppose to receive or greet any visitors or clients as well as answering telephone calls to the company. (Taken)
Warehouse Worker: You're the buff person that helps get the stacks of paper delivered. (Keep in mind a Warehouse Worker may or may not appear as often, since they work in the basement of the building. They also don't have any seats. Can be multiple people.)
Seating
Michael - Noah
Erin - Shife
Angela -
Kevin - Nicolas
Oscar -
Pam -
Jim - Nick
Dwight -
Andy -
Phyllis - Ivy
Stanley -
Meredith -
Creed - Greg
Daryl - Armin
Ryan - Groose
Toby -
Kelly - Justine
Seat Behind Kelly -
Annex Seat #1 -
Annex Seat #2 -
Warning: Keep in mind that our branch has been chosen for a long term documentary, and you're basically always going to be seen on camera, and you might even be asked for a quick interview. All you have to do is answer their question, for example:
Interview with Dwight: What is your perfect crime? (The user would be tagged here)
And they would respond here, such as...
"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier."