(NEW)The shit-tastic emporium of dank memes (Hotdog's shop)
Jan 11, 2015 2:38:23 GMT
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Post by W1Nd0ws 95 on Jan 11, 2015 2:38:23 GMT
INTERNET SECTION
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Greentext badge (25b): This green badge can be fastened to you clothing and is shaped like a ">" symbol. When worn, it causes a holographic textbox above the wearer's head to constantly display greentext stories related to the wearer's current situation. Also an alchemizing item for 4chan related achemizations.
SAMPLE:
Dank meme eyeglasses (14b): Wearing these glasses that are connected to lreddit gives you mental updates from /r/circlejerk. Also an alchemizing item for Reddit related alchemizations.
Nightblogger hoodie (12b): A dark blue hoodie with an image of a neon sign of the tumblr logo on it. Wearing it at night gives you insomnia and causes the wearer to go on the internet and post weird but deep text posts. Also an alchemizing item for tumblr related alchemizations.
ORIGINAL DUN STEAL!!!!!! (19b): This glittery, faded green ribbon can be worn as a bow tie or a hair clip. When worn, it causes a psychological effect in those around the wearer, making them believe all objects in the wearer's possession were created by the wearer, no matter how generic or otherwise non-reproducible the items are. Some will try to steal the items and claim them as their own creation. The rest will attack the thieves. Also an alchemizing item for deviantart related alchemizations.
5 star badge (27b): This badge is a gray bar with a row of 5 stars on it. Depending on the mood of the wearer, a certain number of stars will turn orange or gray. If all 5 stars are orange, the wearer is having the best day of their lives. If all stars are gray, the wearer would probably turn into a with. if they were a magical girl. When the wearer leaves a planet, a textbox containing the wearer's opinion on the planet will appear, in the style of a typical Yelp review. Also an alchemizing item for Yelp based alcehmizations.
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FANDOM SECTION
Scp-173 plush (3b): Don't blink. This cute plush of scp-173 is the perfect gift for any SCP fans.
Mau5head (10b): A red mau5head shaped helmet that you can wear. One size fits all.
DJ retched cat helmet (12b): This pink cat helmet is made to look like the one DJ retched cat from Grimm wears. Wearing it causes the wearer to suddenly be good at DJ'ing and the violin.
Charlie Scene bandana+shades (14b): a black bandana you wear over your mouth and a pair of dark shades. Made to look like those of Charlie Scene from Hollywood Undead. Wearing it changes your voice to that of Charlie Scene's, so it makes a good disguise if pulled off right.
Blutbad T-shirt (2b): A simple black t-shirt with the Blutbad symbol on it.
Zacharie's Sweater (3b): A white sweater with sleeves that are a bit too long and a heart shaped patch in the middle. Perfect for a Zacharie cosplay or keeping warm on cold night.
My Immortal (2b): Finally, the bestselling fanfic by Tara Gilesbie is in book form! Follow the goffick exploits of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way as she gets through her 7th year at Hogwarts. Contains the original author's notes!
CELEBRATE! Poster (3b): A poster of Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie Bunny and Chica Chicken. The poster honks if you press on Freddy's nose.
"I survived the bite of 87" shirt (1b): A black T-shirt with the words "I survived the bite of 87" on it. Comes in all sizes.
Sans' scarf (3b): A simple tattered red scarf that belonged to a certain skeleton warrior of king Asgore.
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MLG SECTION
MLG badge (1b): Wear this badge to show your love for Major League Gaming.
Airhorn (2b): Use this airhorn to wake up your friends or just be awesome. An amazing feature of this airhorn is that when you honk it to the tune of a song, it changes pitch to match it. Comes in the standard red, plus orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and rainbow. Specify color when purchasing.
Dancing Snoop Dogg (17b): A grayscale avatar of a dancing snoop dog. A great pet for the dank folk and low maintinence. Simply feed him one gram of w33d each day.
W33d (5g bag) (2b): You can smoke it, or feed it to your pet Dancing Snoop Dogg.
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DANK SECTION
History of the meme (1b): This book details the rich history of the internet meme. From classics like Zombo.com to today's hashtags and MLG parodies, thus book is very informative if you want to learn more.
PINGAS! Shirt (7b): This shirt is more expensive due to its historical value. Travel back to 2005-2008, also known as the GoldenAge of the meme, with this vintage red T-shirt featuring a picture of Robotnik and the word 'PINGAS!' above his head. One size fits all.
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FETCH MODI SECTION
Stack (100b): Considered a classic by Fetch Modi engineers, the STACK MODUS first appeared in the famous 1999 play HOMESTUCK by Andrew Hussie, and is based off of the stack data structure. Captchalogue cards are arranged in a stack, and the player can only use or otherwise interact with the one at the top of the stack. The top card may also be combined with the previous card if doing so is logical (or if the objects can be physically forced into one another), or use it with the previous card. If an object is picked up while the Sylladex is full, the item at the bottom of the stack will be dropped.
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HALLOWEEN SECTION
thank mr skeltal t-shirt (2b): A black T-shirt with a 3d model of a skeletoon printed on it along with the words 'thank mr skeltal' in white comic sans.
Time lollipops (8b): A bag of x8 red suckers. Eating one gives a light boost to time powers.
Space candy bars (8b): A bag of x8 choclate bars. Eating one gives a light boost to space powers. Specify when purchasing what flavor chocolate you want and whether they have nuts in them.
Breath mints (8b): A bag of x8 mints. Eating one gives a light boost to breath powers.
Life dippers: COMING SOON
Hope marshmellows: COMING SOON
Doom bubblegum: COMING SOON
Blood candy rope: COMING SOON
Light drops: COMING SOON
Rage fireballs: COMING SOON
Void taffy: COMING SOON
Heart jellybeans: COMING SOON
Mind ?: COMING SOON
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BREAD SECTION
Breads from various parts of Panem, to commemorate the release of Mockingjay pt 2.
Capitol (4b): A high quality, rose shaped roll. The needs of the many were ignored for the greed of the few.
District 2 (4b): Dark and rectangular wholemeal roll. The girl who baked this bread remorselessly took many lives in the arena. You sure you want to eat it?
District 3 bread (4b): Bite sized, square shaped rolls. Nobody is safe from Pesident Snow.
District 4 (4b): Salty, fish shaped bread. It even has a green tint from the seaweed in it. The Games have taken a toll on many from this district.
District 11 bread (4b): A crescent shaped bread made from a dark ration grain and sprinkled with sweet seeds. Many went hungry to make this bread, so savor it.
District 12 (4b): Drop biscuits, made from the tessera grain of a now dead tribute. The residents of district 12 make many sacrifices every day.
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FIREWORKS SECTION (CLOSED UNTIL NEXT JULY)
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Greentext badge (25b): This green badge can be fastened to you clothing and is shaped like a ">" symbol. When worn, it causes a holographic textbox above the wearer's head to constantly display greentext stories related to the wearer's current situation. Also an alchemizing item for 4chan related achemizations.
SAMPLE:
>Be me
>beta
>On a 10/10 rp forum, making a shop of dank memes
>Accidentally press backspace, nearly lose my post (this really happened btw)
>Luckily I had set it to automatically save the draft
>mfw
>beta
>On a 10/10 rp forum, making a shop of dank memes
>Accidentally press backspace, nearly lose my post (this really happened btw)
>Luckily I had set it to automatically save the draft
>mfw
Dank meme eyeglasses (14b): Wearing these glasses that are connected to lreddit gives you mental updates from /r/circlejerk. Also an alchemizing item for Reddit related alchemizations.
Nightblogger hoodie (12b): A dark blue hoodie with an image of a neon sign of the tumblr logo on it. Wearing it at night gives you insomnia and causes the wearer to go on the internet and post weird but deep text posts. Also an alchemizing item for tumblr related alchemizations.
ORIGINAL DUN STEAL!!!!!! (19b): This glittery, faded green ribbon can be worn as a bow tie or a hair clip. When worn, it causes a psychological effect in those around the wearer, making them believe all objects in the wearer's possession were created by the wearer, no matter how generic or otherwise non-reproducible the items are. Some will try to steal the items and claim them as their own creation. The rest will attack the thieves. Also an alchemizing item for deviantart related alchemizations.
5 star badge (27b): This badge is a gray bar with a row of 5 stars on it. Depending on the mood of the wearer, a certain number of stars will turn orange or gray. If all 5 stars are orange, the wearer is having the best day of their lives. If all stars are gray, the wearer would probably turn into a with. if they were a magical girl. When the wearer leaves a planet, a textbox containing the wearer's opinion on the planet will appear, in the style of a typical Yelp review. Also an alchemizing item for Yelp based alcehmizations.
_________
FANDOM SECTION
Scp-173 plush (3b): Don't blink. This cute plush of scp-173 is the perfect gift for any SCP fans.
Mau5head (10b): A red mau5head shaped helmet that you can wear. One size fits all.
DJ retched cat helmet (12b): This pink cat helmet is made to look like the one DJ retched cat from Grimm wears. Wearing it causes the wearer to suddenly be good at DJ'ing and the violin.
Charlie Scene bandana+shades (14b): a black bandana you wear over your mouth and a pair of dark shades. Made to look like those of Charlie Scene from Hollywood Undead. Wearing it changes your voice to that of Charlie Scene's, so it makes a good disguise if pulled off right.
Blutbad T-shirt (2b): A simple black t-shirt with the Blutbad symbol on it.
Zacharie's Sweater (3b): A white sweater with sleeves that are a bit too long and a heart shaped patch in the middle. Perfect for a Zacharie cosplay or keeping warm on cold night.
My Immortal (2b): Finally, the bestselling fanfic by Tara Gilesbie is in book form! Follow the goffick exploits of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way as she gets through her 7th year at Hogwarts. Contains the original author's notes!
CELEBRATE! Poster (3b): A poster of Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie Bunny and Chica Chicken. The poster honks if you press on Freddy's nose.
"I survived the bite of 87" shirt (1b): A black T-shirt with the words "I survived the bite of 87" on it. Comes in all sizes.
Sans' scarf (3b): A simple tattered red scarf that belonged to a certain skeleton warrior of king Asgore.
____________
MLG SECTION
MLG badge (1b): Wear this badge to show your love for Major League Gaming.
Airhorn (2b): Use this airhorn to wake up your friends or just be awesome. An amazing feature of this airhorn is that when you honk it to the tune of a song, it changes pitch to match it. Comes in the standard red, plus orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and rainbow. Specify color when purchasing.
Dancing Snoop Dogg (17b): A grayscale avatar of a dancing snoop dog. A great pet for the dank folk and low maintinence. Simply feed him one gram of w33d each day.
W33d (5g bag) (2b): You can smoke it, or feed it to your pet Dancing Snoop Dogg.
_____________
DANK SECTION
History of the meme (1b): This book details the rich history of the internet meme. From classics like Zombo.com to today's hashtags and MLG parodies, thus book is very informative if you want to learn more.
PINGAS! Shirt (7b): This shirt is more expensive due to its historical value. Travel back to 2005-2008, also known as the GoldenAge of the meme, with this vintage red T-shirt featuring a picture of Robotnik and the word 'PINGAS!' above his head. One size fits all.
_____________
FETCH MODI SECTION
Stack (100b): Considered a classic by Fetch Modi engineers, the STACK MODUS first appeared in the famous 1999 play HOMESTUCK by Andrew Hussie, and is based off of the stack data structure. Captchalogue cards are arranged in a stack, and the player can only use or otherwise interact with the one at the top of the stack. The top card may also be combined with the previous card if doing so is logical (or if the objects can be physically forced into one another), or use it with the previous card. If an object is picked up while the Sylladex is full, the item at the bottom of the stack will be dropped.
_____________
HALLOWEEN SECTION
thank mr skeltal t-shirt (2b): A black T-shirt with a 3d model of a skeletoon printed on it along with the words 'thank mr skeltal' in white comic sans.
Time lollipops (8b): A bag of x8 red suckers. Eating one gives a light boost to time powers.
Space candy bars (8b): A bag of x8 choclate bars. Eating one gives a light boost to space powers. Specify when purchasing what flavor chocolate you want and whether they have nuts in them.
Breath mints (8b): A bag of x8 mints. Eating one gives a light boost to breath powers.
Life dippers: COMING SOON
Hope marshmellows: COMING SOON
Doom bubblegum: COMING SOON
Blood candy rope: COMING SOON
Light drops: COMING SOON
Rage fireballs: COMING SOON
Void taffy: COMING SOON
Heart jellybeans: COMING SOON
Mind ?: COMING SOON
_____________
BREAD SECTION
Breads from various parts of Panem, to commemorate the release of Mockingjay pt 2.
Capitol (4b): A high quality, rose shaped roll. The needs of the many were ignored for the greed of the few.
District 2 (4b): Dark and rectangular wholemeal roll. The girl who baked this bread remorselessly took many lives in the arena. You sure you want to eat it?
District 3 bread (4b): Bite sized, square shaped rolls. Nobody is safe from Pesident Snow.
District 4 (4b): Salty, fish shaped bread. It even has a green tint from the seaweed in it. The Games have taken a toll on many from this district.
District 11 bread (4b): A crescent shaped bread made from a dark ration grain and sprinkled with sweet seeds. Many went hungry to make this bread, so savor it.
District 12 (4b): Drop biscuits, made from the tessera grain of a now dead tribute. The residents of district 12 make many sacrifices every day.
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FIREWORKS SECTION (CLOSED UNTIL NEXT JULY)
Fireworks safety guide (qb): Being safe with your fireworks is one of the greatest forms of patriotism. This little booklet contains some do's and don'ts of firework safety.
Rare Pepe (5b): This firework shoots up into the sky and explodes in green before crackling. The packaging, which is made to look like a rare pepe, can actually be kept as decoration.
420 blaze it Firestarter (2b): A firestarter for lighting up fireworks. Has the words '420BLAZEIT' on it. Can also be used as a weapon.
Preservationist tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little gold tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to LT if you are a Preservationist. You even get to keep it afterwards!
Ruinist tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little purple tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to LM if you are a Ruinist. You even get to keep it afterwards!
Paladin tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little blue tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to Lejeud Primos if you are a Paladin. You even get to keep it afterwards!
Equalizer tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little red tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to Kayinn if you are an Equalizer. You even get to keep it afterwards!
Rare Pepe (5b): This firework shoots up into the sky and explodes in green before crackling. The packaging, which is made to look like a rare pepe, can actually be kept as decoration.
420 blaze it Firestarter (2b): A firestarter for lighting up fireworks. Has the words '420BLAZEIT' on it. Can also be used as a weapon.
Preservationist tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little gold tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to LT if you are a Preservationist. You even get to keep it afterwards!
Ruinist tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little purple tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to LM if you are a Ruinist. You even get to keep it afterwards!
Paladin tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little blue tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to Lejeud Primos if you are a Paladin. You even get to keep it afterwards!
Equalizer tank (4b): Aww, how cute! This little red tank with wheels on it slides rapidly along the ground with the fuse in its rear is lit up, and watching it in action strengthens your loyalty to Kayinn if you are an Equalizer. You even get to keep it afterwards!